Dear Miss, I formally apply
For this union of the right kind
I'm quite aware of what this entails
And happy to go into detail
I'll be your drink, I'll get you dancing
I'll make your mum join in when your aunt sings
Don't think I'll break, I know what the stakes are
So dance with me
Please find enclosed a small array
Of kind words and my curriculum vitae
I look forward to hearing more
With kind regards from the dance floor
I'll be a drag, I'll be your Mondays
I'll steal your fags, let's see what your lungs say
I'll need a hand, but I'll be a shoulder
So dance with me
I'll be your team, we'll make the finals
I'll be your Steely Dan but on vinyl
Tell me I'm old but smile while you do so
And dance with me
Dance with me
Dance with me
Dance with me Catherine