I think that I'm empty
Could you fill me up?
I've been drinking plenty
Plenty still to come
Sinking shots of whiskey
From a Dixie cup
Last one's sitting fishy
Time to spill my guts
You think I'm hammered
Cause I'm stammering? Please!
Looks like I'm walking
On a sand dune dizzy
I may be stumbling and mumbling around
But I ain't tipsy
I always walk like an Egyptian, baby
Ooh
I think that I'm empty
Could you fill me up?
Make it eighty-twenty
Put some kick in my punch
Drinking top-shelf brandy
From a sippy cup
Send back what you sent me
Time to spill my guts
You think I'm hammered
Cause I'm stammering? Please!
Looks like I'm walking
On a sand dune dizzy
I may be stumbling and mumbling around
But I ain't tipsy
I always walk like an Egyptian, baby
Cleopatra's whispering
(Should I have another? Could I have another?)
Hieroglyphic dizziness
(Should I have another? Could I have another?)
I wish I bit my tongue
But now I'm way past too far gone
So fill my cup, instill your trust
I promise I won't spill my guts
Again!
You think I'm hammered
Cause I'm stammering? Please!
Looks like I'm walking
On a sand dune dizzy
I may be stumbling and mumbling around
But I ain't tipsy
I always walk like an Egyptian, baby