Got a little vial of
Ink from a peddler
Vital for a masterpiece
If an author's medal
Doesn't fall down your chimney
Illustrate the debt increase
Valuation
Vindication
Dissipation
Throw a little money down
Throw it down the well
Throw a little money down
Flush it down to hell
Got a little symphony
Saved for the weekend
Payin' for the metronome
Should the piece exceed
What you make at the graveyard
Nab it from the catacomb
Total misfire
Legal quagmire
Goin' haywire
Throw a little money down
Throw it down the well
Throw a little money down
Flush it down to hell
If you come a-knockin' now
I won't come to answer my door
If you come a-callin' now
You'll be easy to ignore
Hide a little money
Upstairs in a shoebox
Just a couple hundred
Case you need to cross a bridge
Make a date with Lincoln
Every time you want a donut
Pretty soon the bakery is rich, rich, rich
Burn it in the fireplace
A-haha-haha-ha
Toss it off a steamboat
Aha-haha-ha
Stuff it in your ear canals
A-haha-haha-ha
Send it to the moon
Don't do any of that
Throw a little money down
Throw it down the well
Throw a little money down
Flush it down to hell
Throw a little money down
Straight into the well
Toss a little money down
Flush it, flush it, flush it
Flush it down to hell
Flush it down to hell
Flush it down to hell