Change for Smokes Video (MV)

I need to think of a clever way to say
Get high and beat off every day
Because it's getting hard to stare my to-do list in the face
I haven't seen the sun, not since school was done
And you told me that you couldn't be bothered by anyone

You left me with my hands around my neck
I don't need to tell you how I'm a nervous wreck
Because you cited it on the long, long list of reasons why you left me
With my hands around my neck

On my way to work, I smoke a bowl
Reassured I'm not the only guy who's done it before
And I cry, because I'm feeling like
The only guy left on the world alive
It hasn't been eighty minutes
But this basement growth is taking up my time

You left me with my hands around my neck
I don't need to tell you how I'm a nervous wreck
Because you cited it on the long, long list of reasons why you left me
With my hands around my neck

If I was your best bet
You should have taken your paycheck
And spent it on cigarettes