Sketch Method - Self-Appointed Hipster Wannabe Lyrics

You're just a lot to take, all the embellishments you flaunt are fake
You try to change yourself but I'll debase your wealth of machiavellian vicissitudes
Do you see what I did there? Pretentious word play works both ways
Your vainglory's hard to bare, so just f*ck off and drink your latte
"But wait a minute! Just hold your horses! He's got some talent! His bands are awesome!"
But you're forgetting he's f*cking lame, as for his music, it's all the f*cking same!
His songs are too conventional. The overt lust for adulation
It's all in the hipster's manual on page 15 above the part that states
"You've got to feel it not prove that you can"
You've got to feel it now prove that you can