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Shave and primp
Put on your fancy clothes
Put on the cologne that makes them limp
Head to the clubs
Armed to the teeth
Take your gun, or they'll think you're a wimp
Fire the first shot
Do it, do it
You won't know what you've got
Until you kill it
You lady killer, you
You lady killer, you
Look at her
No ring on her finger
I want a short skirmish, does she concur?
She'll want a long battle
I couldn't handle that
'Cause commitment is a gender-based slur
Fire the first shot
Do it, do it
You won't know what you've got
Until you kill it
You lady killer, you
You lady killer, you
Well, I made the maneuver
It worked
Though I felt like a loser
We probed, we parried
Had a lot in common
Had a lot extraordinary
Bagged the quarry
God, she's beautiful
For meeting her, I'll never be sorry
What does she see?
Prey in her sights
Could she really think that she vanquished me?
Fire the first shot
Do it, do it
You won't know what you've got
Until you kill it
You lady killer, you
You lady killer, you
Well, I made the maneuver
It worked
Though I felt like a loser
We probed, we parried
Had a lot in common
Had a lot extraordinary
Fire the first shot
Do it, do it
You won't know what you've got
Until you kill it
You lady killer, you
You lady killer, you
Shaved and primped
Take off her fancy clothes
You got her number, it was a cinch
Along and perplexed
Lie in the dark
Think about what to say her to next
Fire the first shot
Do it, do it
You won't know what you've got
Until you kill it
You lady killer, you
You lady killer, you
