The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line
Your baby doesn't love you anymore
And I, your friend, have also reconsidered
I made her feel far more
Hey, what are friends for?
If you need to see either of us,
Call this unlisted number
If you need to see either of us,
Call first
Starvation is not the way to kick
Besides, you could never make that diet stick
So go paint the town red
And find yourself a sterile bed
But, please, just don't surprise us
And if you find you need a friend,
You can reach us anytime at all
By telephone
So did you get our Christmas card?
We hope you had a good one, we went abroad
We saw the Leaning Tower
I swear, man, it's about to topple over
We saw a statue which reminded us
Of you, somewhere in Europe
And if you feel like stopping
By sometime, that's alright
Just give us a ring
The lightbulb above your head has burned out
We hope that doesn't mean you're uninspired
All your bright ideas are
Now suffering in the dark
Well, she's the tar and I'm the feather in your cap
But I'm afraid we're both a bit under the weather right now
But if you can think of anything else you might need,
Feel free to call
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The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line
Your baby doesn't love you anymore
And I, your friend, have also reconsidered
I made her feel far more
Hey, what are friends for?
If you need to see either of us,
Call this unlisted number
If you need to see either of us,
Call first
Starvation is not the way to kick
Besides, you could never make that diet stick
So go paint the town red
And find yourself a sterile bed
But, please, just don't surprise us
And if you find you need a friend,
You can reach us anytime at all
By telephone
So did you get our Christmas card?
We hope you had a good one, we went abroad
We saw the Leaning Tower
I swear, man, it's about to topple over
We saw a statue which reminded us
Of you, somewhere in Europe
And if you feel like stopping
By sometime, that's alright
Just give us a ring
The lightbulb above your head has burned out
We hope that doesn't mean you're uninspired
All your bright ideas are
Now suffering in the dark
Well, she's the tar and I'm the feather in your cap
But I'm afraid we're both a bit under the weather right now
But if you can think of anything else you might need,
Feel free to call
Your baby doesn't love you anymore
And I, your friend, have also reconsidered
I made her feel far more
Hey, what are friends for?
If you need to see either of us,
Call this unlisted number
If you need to see either of us,
Call first
Starvation is not the way to kick
Besides, you could never make that diet stick
So go paint the town red
And find yourself a sterile bed
But, please, just don't surprise us
And if you find you need a friend,
You can reach us anytime at all
By telephone
So did you get our Christmas card?
We hope you had a good one, we went abroad
We saw the Leaning Tower
I swear, man, it's about to topple over
We saw a statue which reminded us
Of you, somewhere in Europe
And if you feel like stopping
By sometime, that's alright
Just give us a ring
The lightbulb above your head has burned out
We hope that doesn't mean you're uninspired
All your bright ideas are
Now suffering in the dark
Well, she's the tar and I'm the feather in your cap
But I'm afraid we're both a bit under the weather right now
But if you can think of anything else you might need,
Feel free to call
Writer: Simon Joseph Joyner
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