You swagger in the bar, thinking you own the place,
Eyeing everyone around with that smug look on your face.
You see me glancing, think I'm checking out your girl,
Now you wanna start some shit, come on, give it a whirl.
I'm not the one to mess with, better watch your step,
Your drunk ass better back down, or you're gonna regret.
Pull up your panties, dude, don't make a scene,
I'll embarrass you in front of her, don't test me, it gets mean.
Acting big and bad, trying to start a fight,
But you're just a loudmouth, stumbling through the night.
Your girlfriend's watching, she's got that look in her eye,
But if you take this further, I'll make you wish you'd die
I'm not the one to mess with, better watch your step,
Your drunk ass better back down, or you're gonna regret.
Pull up your panties, dude, don't make a scene,
I'll embarrass you in front of her, don't test me, it gets mean.
I see you clenching fists, trying to puff your chest,
But all you're gonna get is a one-way ticket to a mess.
Your girl's laughing now, she sees what you don't see,
You're a fool in this game, and the joke's on thee.
You wanna take it outside, think you're tough and bold,
But let me tell you something, a story left untold.
I hear you running your mouth, trying to pick a fight,
But guess what, buddy, you've lost before tonight.
I'm not the one to mess with, better watch your step,
Your drunk ass better back down, or you're gonna regret.
Pull up your panties, dude, don't make a scene,
I'll embarrass you in front of her, don't test me, it gets mean.
You say let's take this outside, but I can't stand right now,
Cause your girlfriend's under the table, and she's going to town.
So go on, keep talking, keep acting all tough,
But you've already lost, I think you've had enough.