Human Hair Dollar Plus
There's a wig for each of us
There's a wig
There's a wig
There's a wig
Without my wig
I'm just a pig
With lipstick on
Jumbo shrimp
I'm a wimp
And an oxymoron
Too scared to live
But unafraid to die
Got a closet full of wigs
And now you know why
I'm stupid and boring
With bad physique
But with a wig on my head
I can be unique
Human Hair Dollar Plus
There's a wig for each of us
There's a wig
There's a wig
There's a wig
Human Hair Dollar Plus
There's a wig for each of us
There's a wig
There's a wig
There's a wig
Yeah, there's a wig
There's a wig
Human Hair Dollar Plus
There's a wig for each of us
There's a wig
There's a wig
There's a wig