Can't you see what's
Wrong with you
Don't you know what you
Ought to do
Can't you see what's
Wrong with you
You're just too damn
Slow
When you're
Running for the train
You can't afford to miss it
Your boss is on your back
Bout the time that you been missing
You stop for a snack
At the local delicatessen
You hear the train horn
As you're coming down the platform
You're just too damn
Slow
When you're
Trying to read the tribune
Trying to clean your shoes
Trying to do the dishes
And squeeze an orange juice
Trying to sew your jeans up
Trying to take a shower
Trying to drop a purple dot
And be back within an hour
You're just too damn
Slow
You thought you saw us standing
Up on lemon square
You thought you heard us playing
At the ironmongers fair
All those things I never dare
I got news for you
We wasn't even there
You're just too damn
Slow
You're just too damn
Slow
When you're
Running for the train
You can't afford to miss it
Your boss is on your back
Bout the time that you been missing
Stop for a snack
At the local delicatessen
You hear the train horn
As you're coming down the platform
You're just too damn
Slow
You're just too damn
Slow
You're just too damn
Slow
You're just too damn slow