There's a piggy waitin' outside my door~
Who's a knockin' and a yellin' that he's gonna use force~
Well, I moved to town just a while ago~
But I got in a mess, and I can't lay low~
~Chorus~
Back home all I had was my guitar~
Livin' in the backwoods on daddy's farm~
Sittin' on the front porch 'til the evenin' come~
Livin' in the backwoods on daddy's farm.
Well, my old girl was a cadillac~
She was long and sleek and dressed in black~
But I caught he cruisin' with another dude~
So I shot 'em down with my blue .22~
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But now they got me runnin' and they got me to my home~
But I won't go, I won't go!
Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang, and I hit the floor~
Two little piggies bust down my door~
The first little piggy went down~
The second little piggy started poppin' off rounds~
I make a break for the parking lot~
I heard some people talkin' how somebody got shot~
They're never gonna see it my way~
So I break for the truck and headed on the highway~
I must have got it up to 108~
Before three little piggies headed me off the interstate~
It's gettin' hot, I'm gettin' hot~
I don't know where to go, I don't know what I got~
But....~
~Repeat Chorus~