Shgarrett - Space Girl Lyrics

There's a space girl
There's a space girl
There's a space girl
She's knocking on my door
I owed her money
She wants my money
I owed her twenty
But now she wants some more

She has three arms
She has four legs
She has a bounty
The price is on my head
She has a laser
She's got a license
She's got a third arm
Oh and she wants me dead

She knocks my door in
We talk it over
We talk it over
And now she's sitting down
And we're alright now
She knocked my door in
But we're alright now
I guess she's new in town

I'm making coffee
We keep talking
She's very frightening
But we're neighbors now
We play jeopardy
She slew a space race
I think she likes me
We're dating. Holy cow

It's crazy how things move so fast
And how our fates seem so unsteady
It's crazy how life is so weird
I never thought I would be ready

We're moving too fast
And I don't want this
And I think she'll kill me
If I try to get out
She has a spaceship
With Death Star functions
We're in her spaceship
To meet her parents now

She thinks they'll like me
I hope they hate me
Although if they do
They'll probably kill me dead
We're having dinner
The food is rubbery
They're speaking alien
We're eating martian head

Her father's furry
Her mom has pinchers
They're very scary
Laser knives cut our food
And while we're talking
Her father's smiling
He gives his blessing
Engagement that's no good

It's really happening
But I don't want this
And now it's too late
I fear the worst has come
And we're engaged now
Too scared to stop it
Oh crap we're married
And now the deed is done

It's crazy how things move so fast
And how our fates seem so unsteady
It's crazy how life is so strange
I never thought I would be ready

It's really happened
Now I'm in danger
And she wants babies
Which surely will not work
And if it does work
That's even worse then
Cause what'll happen?
I am very unsure

She said she'd lay eggs
At least a thousand
When we have children
I'm running for the door
She surely hates me
She'll come and kill me
But we can't have babies
And I can hear her roar

She's gonna kill me
Because she hates me
She thought she loved me
But it was all herself
I'm in real trouble
She's gonna find me
She's gonna kill me
And drag me down to hell

She's gonna kill me
Please someone help me
She's gonna kill me
Please someone help me out
"911 what's your emergency?"
She's gonna kill me
Please someone help me
She's coming for me now