I noticed you when you first came in
Wrapped up in a velvet satin
You came in with one of my buddy
But you're going home with me
You were a nice shade of brown
All the right places were round
I was in love after that first taste
Only the night didn't end that way
We went a couple of rounds
Felt so high didn't wanna come down
Face was bright red from laughter
Mixing you with my chaser
'Til I felt a rumble in my tum
Then I was praying to the porcelain god
Then I vowed from that day forth
Me and Crown ain't friends anymore
Well the night started like it usually do
Got some Coca Cola in you
Then I finally tasted you on my lips
Thinking I could get used to this
Pretty soon the room was spinning
Barely hear what my friends were saying
That night didn't go as I planned
Never doing that again
We went a couple of rounds
Felt so high didn't wanna come down
Face was bright red from laughter
Mixing you with my chaser
'Til I felt a rumble in my tum
Then I was praying to the porcelain god
Then I vowed from that day forth
Me and Crown ain't friends anymore
Don't let that purple fool you
That crown won't make you feel royal
Trust me, I had to learn it the hard way
I haven't touched it since that day
We went a couple of rounds
Felt so high didn't wanna come down
Face was bright red from laughter
Mixing you with my chaser
'Til I felt a rumble in my tum
Then I was praying to the porcelain god
Then I vowed from that day forth
Me and Crown ain't friends anymore
Nah we ain't friends, spend more time with Captain Morgan anymore