[ Featuring PD ]
It's the post-Christmas slump
Got me in the dumps
Its 1:45 pm, I haven't gotten up
Leftovers on my plate
Gained a lot of weight
If New Years could come sooner that would be great
This is holiday purgatory
Holiday purgatory
It's the post-Christmas slump
Got me in the dumps
Its 2:45 pm, I haven't gotten up
I don't have to go to work
Everywhere is closed
All my friends are busy so I'm gonna stay at home
New Year's isn't here
I don't know how to feel
Leftover turkey's what I eat for every single meal
Kids aren't back in school again
Running 'round like hooligans
They can do whatever
I don't even want to fool with them.
I'm so so so bored
What to do's the question
I could take down the tree but that would be depressing
It's the post-Christmas slump
Got me in the dumps
Its 1:45 pm, I haven't gotten up
Leftovers on my plate
I've gained a lot of weight
If New Years could come sooner that would be great
This is holiday purgatory
Holiday Purgatory
Why did I not think of this
I don't even know
I could spend this time watching all my favorite shows
Got Netflix, Hulu, Prime and Disney Plus
I can watch the Office or I can watch This Is Us
I can watch Friends, I can watch parks, Madmen, Phineas and Ferb
ICarly, Stranger Things, every Marvel in order
I can watch 30 Rock, Dr. Who, Arrested
Law and Order, Law and Order SVU
I can watch Spongebob
It's the post-Christmas slump
Got me in the dumps
Its 1:45 pm, I haven't gotten up
Leftovers on my plate
Gained a lot of weight
If New Years could come sooner that would be great
This is holiday purgatory
Holiday purgatory
It's the post-Christmas slump
Got me in the dumps
Its 2:45 pm, I haven't gotten up
I'm still watching shows, man
Did you know you can just stream stuff all the time
I mean, if you have accounts, you know, on the websites or whatever
I mean if you don't, you just ask for a password from a friend
And then you log in and you can't just watch with them
And then sometimes that messes with your queues
But this holiday slump is the best thing that's ever happened to me
It's the post-Christmas SluuuUUuuuumpp
Got me in the DUUUuuuumps It's 1:45pm
Leftovers on my plaaaaAaate
I've gained a lot of weeeeeiiiiggggghttttt
It's the post-Christmas slump
Got me in the dumps
Got me in the dumps
