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It's the post-Christmas slump
Got me in the dumps
Its 1:45 pm, I haven't gotten up
Leftovers on my plate
Gained a lot of weight
If New Years could come sooner that would be great
This is holiday purgatory
Holiday purgatory
It's the post-Christmas slump
Got me in the dumps
Its 2:45 pm, I haven't gotten up
I don't have to go to work
Everywhere is closed
All my friends are busy so I'm gonna stay at home
New Year's isn't here
I don't know how to feel
Leftover turkey's what I eat for every single meal
Kids aren't back in school again
Running 'round like hooligans
They can do whatever
I don't even want to fool with them
I'm so bored
What to do's the question
I could take down the tree but that would be depressing
It's the post-Christmas slump
Got me in the dumps
Its 1:45 pm, I haven't gotten up
Leftovers on my plate
I've gained a lot of weight
If New Years could come sooner that would be great
This is holiday purgatory
Holiday Purgatory
Why did I not think of this?
I don't even know
I could spend this time watching all my favorite shows
Got Netflix, Hulu, Prime and Disney Plus
I can watch the Office, I can watch This Is Us
It's the post-Christmas slump
Got me in the dumps
Its 1:45 pm, I haven't gotten up
Leftovers on my plate
I've gained a lot of weight
If New Years could come sooner that would be great
This is holiday purgatory
Holiday Purgatory
