Went to the doctor due to my headache
He prescribed me so many meds
I sometimes forget my name is Jake
What is this? Smells like piss!
Naproxen tromethamine
Shit I can't even say!
Why aren't there drugs for dummies
So people can use them everyday?
What is this? Smells like piss!
Headache medicine - no more sneezy spray
Poo comes out easy or stiff as solid clay
It all depends if you are gay or straight
Poo comes out easy or stiff as solid clay
Pillow with a hole for sore booty or rest-in-piss undies
Hemorrhoids stopped burning but your bladder is messy
Drugs for dummies is the handbook for you
Whenever you want to avoid a toilet issue
Those are just rest-in-piss undies
Not so good for the aerobic exercises
Nor to go doo-doo-doo-doo!
What is this? Smells like piss!