When times are hard
There is no right or wrong
And at the end
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Jeff likes to wear camo and baseball hats
Thinks Nascar and mudding are always first-class
He has old license plates and deer heads on the wall
And when beer is lacking he only drinks ethyl alcohol
He drives a pickup truck with naked ladies' mudflaps
And needs to put on shoes and grab a flashlight
Whenever he wants to take a crap
He is just a cross-eyed buck-toothed inbred
Who uses duct tape on dents instead
When times are hard there is no right or wrong!
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The other day he went for a quickie with his fatso cousin
Wanted to go rolling in the hay with his next of kin
Seems like she had a new electric bull
And he wanted to enjoy a rodeo to its full!
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For when times are hard there is no right or wrong!
A cousin is just another hole
And Jeff is not that keen on quality control
There is no right or wrong!
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Turns out the electric bull gave'em a shock
And poor Jeff was left with an injured black cock!
He should have sticked to the his old vacuum cleaner
Perhaps he would still have a functional wiener...
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