Now everyone can get your best phone deals Whether you upgrade with an existing device
Or add a new line Unlimited, ultimate, and now my plan
You can choose an unlimited mobile option And customize your plan
And a variety of perks Best of all, you may be able to save on your
Subscriptions That you already have
Each just $10 a month Terms apply, plus
You get to keep your number when you switch You get to keep your f*cking number when you
Switch You get to keep your number when you switch
When you buy this iPhone from Verizon Go to Verizon for your iPhone needs
Or your Android needs You want a Samsung
They got you They got all kinds of Samsungs
The ones that work, the ones that don't The ones that sound good, the ones that don't
Or you can get an iPhone Yeah, or get a f*cking iPhone
Yeah, yeah, went to Verizon Got some head in the back with a free iPhone
In my pocket, it's always near My trashy sidekick
Constant fear of being disconnected Forever being alone
On my iPhone, it's the only thing that makes me feel at home
Oh yeah, my iPhone I love my iPhone
In my lifetime, true connected To the world with rectangular body
Made of glass and metal It is distinctive, round edges
And a compact size Fits comfortably in the palm of your hand
The device features a 6.1-inch Super Retina HD display
With a resolution of 1080p Providing crystal clear visuals and vibrant colors
Yeah, the display makes you go blind If you look at it for too long
Scrolling on TikTok, looking at features Super Retina HD display
Equipped with features True Tone, which adjusts your colors
And temperatures of the screen Based on the surroundings environment
And long-lasting battery You can easily watch through a full day
On a single charge The power saving features
Like low power mode Smart battery charging
You can even get more out of your device Without worrying about running out of juice
Yeah, f*cking love this iPhone I'm gonna put this f*cking iPhone in my asshole
Oh my god, I love this iPhone
I'm gonna iPhone I'm about a iPhone
I'm iPhone-ing I'm iPhone-ing
I'm iPhone-ing iPhone
Sorry about that, I went stupid for a second
Overall, the iPhone is the most powerful feature-packed smartphone that offers
It's beautiful
User experience is stunning Display is incredible
Cameras, you can see every little vein on mine
I'm not gonna say that
Advanced, yeah, I can't say that word I'm f*cking dyslexic
Security makes it feel ideal A choice for anyone looking for a premium iPhone
Or a smartphone F*ck Samsung
F*ck Samsung
Why would you buy that piece of shit, huh
IPhone
Yeah
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