Hos, hos
Hose in the garden
Plants need water for life to be starting
H20 makes green leaves grow
So you have some roses
With a pleasant aroma
Watch Out!
I sharpen these thorns
Like elven swords that are wielded by Thorin
Chlorophyll!
You won't like it when I'm angry
Manic, I like me some pot, ceramic
Hos, hos
All these hos
For dandelions, daisies
My garden grows
Hos, Hos
Hose in the garden
Plants need water for
Life to be starting!
It puts the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hos again
HOS!
In the hardware store
I'm scooping up dirt like a news reporter
Building garden walls with mortar & bricks
I take out these weeds like order 66, I
Don't ride
With no pesticides
And my plants do not like water with fluoride
Carbon Dioxide, baby breathe on me
Like creeps that'd like to leave their seed in thee
HOS!
My flower garden grows
And just to be clear, this song is about gardening
Some girl over at Churchill's Pub in Miami accused me of being a misogynist
And I was like: "Yo, have you listened to the lyrics? Hos in the garden"
It puts the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hos again
It puts the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hos again
Hos, hos
All these Hos
For dandelions, daisies
My garden grows
Hos, Hos
Hose in the garden
Plants need water for
Life to be starting
Hos, hos
All these Hos
For dandelions, daisies
My garden grows
Hos, Hos
Hose in the garden
Plants need water for
Life to be starting
Hos, hos
All these Hos
For dandelions, daisies
My garden grows
Hos, Hos
Hose in the garden
Plants need water for
Life to be starting
Hos, hos
All these Hos
For dandelions, daisies
My garden grows
Hos, Hos
Hose in the garden
Plants need water for
Life to be starting
Hos, hos
All these Hos
For dandelions, daisies
My garden grows
Hos, Hos
Hose in the garden
Plants need water for
Life to be starting
Hos, hos
All these Hos
For dandelions, daisies
My garden grows
Hos, Hos
Hose in the garden
Plants need water for
Life to be starting