Yo, this goes out to my fellow quarantiners
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Covid, call the coroner
Quarantine all the foreigners
Horridly, the story unfolds
You coughed on the hors d'oeuvre
I just got an entree
This virus just caught my sake
That's my disinfectant
Expect to get sprayed up all day
Spring breakers can't choose between death and caramel lattes
You want tropical, peg you with mameys, call your mamey
Break the handle off a glass bottle of Malta hatuey
Shank you with it, send you the wrong way on down the highway
Ask a scientist or hit up you local news crew
Dirty paw prints on the planet, play Blue's Clues
Make you eat insect eggs
Mix em in the couscous
We f*cked up the Earth with power tools up in the pum pum
Vroom vroom vroom
Ima dip out soon
Cause my hurricanes are better
Jupiter in June
My climate control
Is through bluetooth
And my 5G waves
Will knock out a loose tooth
Quarantined, nothing to do
Clap your booty to this beat while you do the snu snu
Can't snu snu, me too, I feel you
Do you want to feel me too?
But I can't cause I go no contact
Video chat, finish em, Mortal Kombat
If you're lonely, hit us up, I promise it'll be worth it
Me and Adrian provide the fans with fan service
Get direct deposit from the feds we probably earned it
Buy Seizure Machine shirts because our success is certain
I'm designed to kill it, that's why they call me "Kira"
With DNA from Otto von Schirach and Shakira
Yo, why are you running?
This is a weed cough
You know, I've had it before this whole business
Now, yo, let me get Down With the Sickness
Remember, wash your hands
Practice proper sanitation
Before you eat the textbook to digest the information
Keep your distance from me, I'm in flames, got inflammation
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Yo, check out this breakdown
Ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye
2020, how will the world end?
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
But in the meantime, lemme shout out over this beat
Shoutout to Melody
Shoutout to Silvana, Ice, and Kenichi
Shoutout to Ricky, Reinier, Linda, Dino Felipe
Shoutout to Jessie Linton, Yang, and Ronald, Chamo, Maru, Tingo, Yen, and Dane
Shoutout to Benny
Shoutout to Shelley Novak
John Mchale, shoutout to him
Get us to open up for Kero Kero Bonito
And shoutout to my landlord Ray
Hopefully, he lets me skip rent this month
Quarantine!