I wish I was a corporation
My only goal would be to grow
Sure I'd be just like cancer
Killing everything real slow
A typical operation
Profits start to overflow
Sit on the dock and buy back stocks
Reaping what others sow
Ooo ooo it feels so good
Exploiting the world like a corporation should
Feels like the American dream
But I don't have feelings
So I don't play clean
I wish I was a corporation
I'd hide everything offshore
Never have a need to worry
No taxman's coming to my door
A compromised organization
I'll bribe as I please
Call it lobbying or a charitable donation
Don't call it a capitalist disease
Ooo ooo it feels so good
Exploiting the world like a corporation should
Feels like the American dream
But I don't have feelings
So I don't play clean
If only I was a corporation
I'd be richer than everyone
I'd be happy about all the inflation
Even the wars would be fun
But could I live as a corporation
Knowing that I've caused so much pain
What about future generations
They'd be neglected for my personal gain
I'd never be the same
I'd be the one to blame
I'd be living my life in shame
For the sake of a game
Well I guess I couldn't be a corporation
There's something beating in my chest
It's connected to my head and the rest of my friends
Who all seem to be possessed
No need for complication
Nature always does what's best
I'll return to the ground and what's lost will be found
But for now I'll just stay depressed