I was hangin' in lunch
With a couple of friends
We were talkin' bout things
Discussin' the trends
When the security guard
Came up to us
And since he was there
We could no longer cuss
He said "yo what is up"
And we were so engaged
That one of my dudes
Mentioned my YouTube page
This worried me a lot
And I wanted to shout
But security guard
Said he would check it out
My security guard
Won't talk to me
I think he saw my YouTube videos
My security guard
Won't talk to me
Uh oh
My security guard
Won't talk to me
I think he saw my YouTube videos
My security guard
Won't talk to me
Uh oh
Been a couple of weeks
And he never let me know
If he checked out my channel
Or the description below
Not a word again
And I don't know what for
But he probably saw the one
Where I yelled and swore
And I think this is awkward
Uncomfortable all round
For the security guard
And my feelings abound
But it could've been worse
He could've liked them
My security guard
Won't talk to me
I think he saw my YouTube videos
My security guard
Won't talk to me
Uh oh
My security guard
Won't talk to me
I think he saw my YouTube videos
My security guard
Won't talk to me
Uh oh
My security guard
Won't talk to me
I think he saw my YouTube videos
My security guard
Won't talk to me
Uh oh
My security guard
Won't talk to me
I think he saw my YouTube videos
My security guard
Won't talk to me
Uh oh