Seanix - Zeus and the Gods Wild Ride Lyrics

Zeus woke up on Olympus, beard in a twist
Thunderbolt in hand, like, "What did I miss?"
Hera's in the kitchen, throwin' the eye
"Where were you last night, Lightning Guy?"
Poseidon's in the pool, makin' waves like a boss
Aphrodite's fixing makeup, no matter the cost
Hermes flew in, scrolls in a mess
"Zeus, there's trouble, care to guess?"
The gods are wild, out of control
Drama and chaos takin' a toll
But Zeus laughs, tricks up his sleeve
A plan's brewing, you won't believe!
The gods are wild, out of control
Drama and chaos takin' a toll
But Zeus laughs, tricks up his sleeve
A plan's brewing, you won't believe!
Zeus and the gods, livin' free
Throwin' parties like it's 400 B.C.!
Drama, love, and fights
Mount Olympus, every night's wild!
Ares strutted in, helmet on his head
"Who wants to battle?" but all fled
Hades popped up, grinning slow
Zeus sighed, "Back to the underworld you go!"
Athena reads, keepin' things smart
Dionysus passed out, wine played its part
Zeus shook his head, "This is insane!
Order now, or I'll start a hurricane!"
The gods are wild, breaking rules
Causing ruckus, acting like fools
But Zeus has a trick, ready to try
Gonna change it up, wink in his eye!
Zeus and the gods, livin' free
Throwin' parties like it's 400 B.C.!
Drama, love, and fights,
Mount Olympus, every night's wild!
Zeus called a meet, everyone in seat
"You all need to chill, beat the heat!"
Hera crossed arms, fierce and mean
Apollo played tunes on his tambourine
"Let's truce," Zeus grinned wide
"No more pranks, let's bring order inside!"
Hermes shrugged, "Will this work?"
Zeus smirked, "Trust me, don't be a jerk!"
The gods are wild, chaos all around
Zeus has a twist to shake this town
Snaps fingers, mountain went still
Laughs out loud, "See this thrill!"
Zeus and the gods, livin' free
Throwin' parties like it's 400 B.C.!
Drama, love, and fights
Mount Olympus, every night's wild!
The twist? Oh boy, Zeus had a surprise
He Swapped everyone's roles, you should have seen their eyes!
Hera got the thunder, making Zeus stay home
While Ares took up knitting, grumbling alone
Poseidon washed dishes, Hades did the floors
Hermes cooked dinner, while Athena ran the stores
Zeus kicked back, laughing at the show
"Maybe next time, think before you go with the flow!"
The gods are wild, playin' new games
Roles are switched, drivin' 'em insane
Zeus just chilled, with a goblet in hand
Kingdom of gods, with the ultimate plan!
Zeus and the gods, they're livin' large and free
Throwin' thunder parties like it's 400 B.C.!
All the Drama, the love, and the fights
On Mount Olympus, every day's a wild night!
The gods learned quick, messin' with fate
Zeus pulled the rug, but they took the bait
They all laughed, switched back to their ways
Making Mount Olympus a crazy place to stay!
Zeus kicked back, winked at the stars
Said, "That was fun; now let's raise the bar!"
The gods took note, ready for more play
On Mount Olympus, that's just the way!
Zeus and crew, they'll back again
With wild new tales that'll never end!