Hello everybody and welcome to our third meeting this month
I'm so excited all of you are here today
Why don't we just get to the reason all of you are here
To talk about our favorite animal, the unicorn
Can unicorns fly
You might be thinking, why
Of course they can
It's not like they only stand
Oh, in the back I think I see a hand
Yes sir, what' your name
And tell us from whence you came
You say unicorn nation
That don't make sense
What does that even mean
Are you a dummy pants
Unicorns are for kids
And a fairy tale
They are not real
And you're thirty years of age
Guy, I don't know what you're thinking
The unicorn is true
Here, I'll tell you what we're all going to do
Standup, everyone standup
And join me in the unicorn anthem
One, two, three look at me I'm a unicorn
And I have a horn
And I eat the corn
I used to not believe
But now I am free
I like unicorns that have the horn
Well, that concludes today's meeting
Thank you all so much for your support
We have some beverages in the back if you would like them
And before you go next week's subject is: Unicorns Friend or Foe