Though it's so nice to see you
I hope you don't remember how
I'd hurt you just to hear you call
Well ain't something else
Ain't that something else?
If my hands were anchors
You drank to not drown
And now I hear you've been around
Well ain't that good?
I hope that you're alright
Doing what you should
You brush your teeth every night
Cuz I hear that you've been around
And what if Jesus came again?
But Mary was on birth control
I doubt that he'd ever come around
Well ain't hat something else
Ain't that something else?
When I grow old
I'll tell my kids they were on purpose
If I hear you've been around
Well ain't that good?
I hope that you're alright
Doing what you should
You brush your teeth every night
Cuz I hear that you've been around
Grew tall and got a job
Six feet tall and getting stepped on