I ain't never bothered nobody
Lessen they done bothered me
And I ain't never drank one whiskey
But I Might drank me 2 or 3
I ain't never started no tussle.
But I suggest you don't try ya luck.
And I don't drive no
Little old sports car.
Just give me my pickup truck.
Been thankin' 'bout movin out the suburbs
And livin' off in the woods.
So maybe I could do what I want now.
And everything will be all good.
Been thankin' bout
Buyin' a couple ponies.
And maybe get a rooster or 2
So when I wake up in the morning
I could hear 'em Cock a doodle da Doo.
My momma is a good old woman.
My Daddy was a gamblin' man.
Me and my brother raised hell now.
My parents did the best they can.
Just wanna mind my own business
Maybe have a little fun
My daddy was a whole damn pistol
So I guess I'm a son of a gun.
If you ain't got no haters
You might be doing something wrong
So I'm just gone sang good music
With a boot stompin' sangin' song
I ain't never back talk my big momma.
Even when I was a kid.
And You ain't gotta build me a clock girl.
Just tell me what time it is.
My daddy said boy keep a cool head.
And don't you give your momma no sass.
And don't let your mouth write a check boy.
That you know your axx by can't cash.
See I ain't never mess with with nobody.
But I suggest you don't try ya luck.
And I don't drive no little ole sports car.
Just give me my pickup truck
My momma is a good old woman.
My Daddy was a gamblin' man.
Me and my brother raised hell now.
My parents did the best they can.
Just wanna mind my own business
Maybe have a little fun
My daddy was a whole damn pistol
So I guess I'm a son of a gun.
See If you wanna tangle with the cowboy.
Perhaps you best be thankin' again.
I done told that you better cool down boy.
Don't make me have to tell you again.
I don't smoke no Cobb pipe tobacco.
I don't even smoke that green.
But speaking of smoke you don't want none.
And I'm thankin' that you know what I mean.