It's the night of the Prepubescent Dance and alien invasion!
It's the night of the Prepubescent Dance and alien invasion!
I look so deeply in your eyes
I feel your hands upon my hips
There's still a ton of room for Jesus between us
But there's no room between our lips
And that's when I heard all the screaming
Coming from outside of the gym
Students and teachers were all running inside
When they saw Principal Wong turn into a blackened skeleton
It's the night of the Prepubescent Dance and alien invasion!
It's the night of the Prepubescent Dance and alien invasion!
The parking lot was such a nightmare
Charred bodies were littering the streets
And purple creatures in funny space suits
Well, suddenly didn't seem that funny to me
And then their ray guns aimed right for us
And my baby, oh my baby, jumped in front of me
She no longer existed, she was vaporized
I guess that means that we just weren't meant to be
It's the night of the Prepubescent Dance and alien invasion!
It's the night of the Prepubescent Dance and subsequently there's an alien invasion!
Oh, woe is me
It's my last night on Earth and I've got acne
Let's get out of here!
I'm hoping that their backup ships will burn up in the atmosphere
Everyone I know is dead now
But that happened such a long time ago
I'll spend my life here amongst the purple people eaters
Doing hard time in these shackles
It's the night of the Prepubescent Dance and alien invasion!
It's the night of the Prepubescent Dance and alien invasion!
Woah oh oh