Monday morning kind of boring
Wide awake and still I'm falling
Time to get but I don't wanna go
Cause I've been feeling kind of wicked
Ever since the other weekend
Kind of strange out of range I don't know
Maybe it's the weather, gotta pull myself together
Make some tea, I don't think I'm getting better
I'm slowly running out of patience
What's up with these sensations
Feeling stuck, out of luck, with complications
I try to call my doctor, I know what I need
I need a... I need a... doctor can we amputate?
I need a... I need a... doctor can we amputate?
Doc has heard of this condition
Calls for an admission
Says "it's urgent, she's gonna need a surgeon"
Cause when emotions get so heavy
There's only one thing we can do
Cut you through, take 'em out and pray for you
It is quite the epidemic, all your feelings are systemic
Can be fatal so let's get you on the table
And it's a heavy operation
An emotion-amputation, no sedation, just sign a couple forms
But I know all the norms and I know what I need
I need a... I need a... doctor can we amputate?
I need a... I need a... doctor? Doctor?
I need a feeling amputation, doctor please give me liberation
I need a feeling amputation, doctor please give me liberation, liberation, liberation!