Saw a man from West Virginia
With a newspaper in his hand
I asked if he was a cowboy
He said, "No but I've been 'round the bend"
He tracked his way through trouble
To hell and back again
He had some hard-learned wisdom
And he became my friend
Oh yeah
Follow me into the dark
I have something I must show
I've got my crystal ball
In a cave that's full of gold
I'll have you telling tales
You wish you never told
Now go down to the wishing well
To see if the devil wants your soul
Oh, you better hope no
Now Andre the Giant was sittin' there
Shining some shoes
He said, "Come over sit down boy
Let me teach you a thing or two"
He said, "Travel 'round the world
And settle down with a golden girl
Do what you want to do
It's your dream you must pursue
Follow me into the dark
I have something I must show
I've got my crystal ball
In a cave that's full of gold
I'll have you telling tales
You wish you never told
Now go down to the wishing well
To see if the devil wants your soul
Oh, you better hope no
Bloody the blue sky
Curl your toes and close your eyes
Just breathe in and take flight
Close the door and open your mind
Doctor! Doctor! Is my third eye blind
Doctor! Doctor! Is my third eye blind