Went out last night had a plan to just unwind
But things got crazy, lost track of the time
Started with shots then I danced all around
Now I'm piecing together what went down
Broke a glass at the bar, made a scene
Spilled my drink, kept partying like a queen
Hopped in an Uber, but it didn't end well
Puked my guts out now I'm feeling like hell
Last night was a mess, one big blur
Had too many shots, I'm an amateur
Went too far now, I'm feeling the cost
Hangover's here, and my weekend's lost
Drunk called my ex, said things I regret
Now I'm cringing hard, wishing we never met
Got home passed out, didn't quite make the bed
Woke up soaking wet with a pounding head
Last night was a mess, one big blur
Had too many shots, I'm an amateur
Went too far now, I'm feeling the cost
Hangover's here, and my weekend's lost
Friends texting "Girl what a night"
I'm lying here, no end in sight
Mimosas canceled, can't move from bed
Sent back "Too hungover wish I was dead"
Last night was a mess, one big blur
Had too many shots, I'm an amateur
Went too far now, I'm feeling the cost
Hangover's here, and my weekend's lost
Maybe next time I'll know when to quit
Say "never drinking again" (bullshit!)
Lie to myself I know it's not true
Already responded "Yes" to round two
Next weekend will be a mess, one big blur
Have too many shots, I'm an amateur
Go too far, then feel the cost
Hangover again, another weekend lost
Lie to myself, I know it's not true
Already responded "Yes" to round two