[ Featuring the Moose Men ]
When I met you last spring
I didn't know I looked mean
I wasn't a jock
Just a big broken thing
And you were blue
And so very cute too
And just as
F*cking
Messed up
As me
We went to the river
Where we'd sing of The Witcher
And chug down, some Mike's, until we were sick
You brought me to your birthday
Just a bit, before May
From then on, we decided, we'd me-et again
We got drunk with Chas
You watched me play Smash
And we would scream, and scream, at Chris for winning Catan
We got stoned with Quanah and Ryan
Till I thought I really was dyin'
And we blasted all our f*cking music
All f*cking
Night long
