Sarah Silverman - You're Gonna Die Soon Lyrics

Can you blow your nose
Can you tie your own shoe
If you had Velcro once
Would you even know what to do
When you make a doodie
Is it in your pants
Or trousers as they sat in that day
Are you mad because your grandson is gay
Is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray

When you clear your throat
Is it really disgusting
Does it go on for hours and miles
You're gonna die soon
You're gonna die soon
It's not cold in here your just dying
You're gonna die soon
You're gonna die soon
You in the back you are dying soon
You're gonna die soon
You're gonna die soon
We're all going to die
Put not as soon as you guys
You're gonna die
You're gonna die
You're dying

You think I'm lazy
That's hilarious
You sit around, dye your hair and take drugs
The more you shrink
The bigger your mouth gets
It drives me crazy how you chew your walnuts

You told me you hated my perv
I'm better than you
Take out your prescription
I'm not your candyman, bag of bones

You're gonna die soon
You're gonna die
You're dying