Sarah Segal-Lazar - My Baby Left Me for Another Woman Lyrics

My baby left me for another woman
I'd kill him but I know that it's a sin
I'd take it all in stride
But what really hurts my pride
Is my baby went and left me for my twin
If he had gone and left me for my cousin
Or my grandma, hell, I wouldn't make him pay
But he chose to leave me for the only person in this world
Who shares all my genetic DNA
When we were kids my sister always stole my dresses
And my underwear, I know, it's pretty vile
I forgave her every time but now she's really crossed a line
Cos my baby won't be going out of style
My baby left me for another woman
I'd kill him but I know that it's a sin
I'd take it all in stride
But what really hurts my pride
Is my baby went and left me for my twin
I try to be a decent sport
And share what I've been given
But some things aren't the sharing sort
Like men with other women
Oh the worst part is nobody will believe me
They say they saw me with him just the other day
When I say that was my twin they just wink at me and grin
Then they slap my back and head the other way
My baby left me for another woman
I'd kill him but I know that it's a sin
I'd take it all in stride
But what really hurts my pride
Is my baby went and left me for my twin
Oh my baby went and left me for my twin
Oh my baby went and left me for my twin