Sarah Ross - Nervous Breakdown Lyrics

FOR TWO WEEKS ALL SHE'S HAD FOR LUNCH IS DIET PILLS AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH|EYES LINED LIKE TAMMY FAYE BAKKER|CUT HER HAIR OFF WITH A RAZOR||SHE'S WEARING HER WEDDING DRESS|AND GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT COMES NEXT||CALL THE SHERIFF|CALL THE SHRINK|SHE'S ON QUICKSAND 'BOUT TO SINK|YOU GOT AROUND AND IT GOT AROUND|NOW YOUR WOMAN'S ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN||YARDS OF ROPE UP IN THE ATTIC|GRANDPA'S LOADED AUTOMATIC|LIQUID DRANO, CLOROX BLEACH|??? AND KNIVES ALL WITHIN REACH||SHE SWEARS SHE WON'T HURT HERSELF|BUT SHE MIGHT HURT SOMEBODY ELSE||CALL THE SHERIFF|CALL THE SHRINK|SHE'S ON QUICKSAND 'BOUT TO SINK|YOU GOT AROUND AND IT GOT AROUND|NOW YOUR WOMAN'S ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN||DID YOUR LAUNDRY, COOKED YOUR DINNER|NEVER SAW THE CRAZY IN HER||WE'RE ALL ONE HEARTBREAK AWAY|FROM TEMPORARILY INSANE||CALL THE SHERIFF|CALL THE SHRINK|SHE'S ON QUICKSAND 'BOUT TO SINK|YOU GOT AROUND AND IT GOT AROUND|CRAZY TRAIN HAS COME TO TOWN|YOU BETTER HEAD FOR HIGHER GROUND|YOUR WOMAN'S ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN