I recognized her in my rearview
From her wannabe Hepburn hairdo
Knew I was in trouble when
She turned her headlights off
I heard that she was off her rocker
Boyfriend said they ought to lock her
Up out in the crazy house in a room with padded walls
So I took a left
When I usually take a right
'Cause the last thing I want her to know
Is where I sleep at night
Doin' 105 in the HOV
With his ex-girlfriend tailin' me
Can't be six inches in between
My bumper and her headlights
She needs Jesus, or a bottle of pills
She's a few nickels short of a dollar bill
Drove his ass crazy, now she's on mine
Say what you want about the bitch
But the bitch can drive
I could use a 5-0 flashing lights
But 5-0 must be off tonight
I'm running from the devil, but
The devil sure can run
So much for thinkin' she'd slow down
Three counties later out of town
This gas tank needle's empty-bound
Cnd she ain't lettin' up
Doin' 105 in the HOV
With his ex-girlfriend tailin' me
Can't be six inches in between
My bumper and her headlights
She needs Jesus, or a bottle of pills
She's a few nickels short of a dollar bill
Drove his ass crazy, now she's on mine
Say what you want about the bitch
But the bitch can drive
Gotta give it to her
Girl's got some skills
Earnhardt in her blood
Richard Petty in her high heels
Doin' 105 in the HOV
With his ex-girlfriend tailin' me
Can't be six inches in between
My bumper and her headlights
She needs Jesus, or a bottle of pills
She's a few nickels short of a dollar bill
Drove his ass crazy, now she's on mine
Say what you want about the certified loco, psycho on my behind
But the bitch can drive
This bitch can drive