I want to be a wizard Climbing walls like a lizard
Feeling cold, snowy blizzard I'm feeling withered
She's getting fingered I'm getting money
Like the Easter Bunny So fluffy, her fur is so scruffy
Should I get this money? Or f*ck the Easter Bunny
Should I get this money? Or f*ck the Easter Bunny
What do you want? What do you want?
You're like my ex, just in a different font
Give me your wand, casting spells like Ron In Milan, Hogwarts in Milan
You said you kissed her, well I never missed her
When I was her mister, everything was bitter
Then I quit her, don't know what we were
But then finally, I found Hermione Committing piracy
My dear Hermione
I loved her tirelessly
Don't get no privacy
Cause I had a rivalry
With Ron Weasley
With Ron Weasley
Every f*cking weekday
With Ron Weasley