Sanford - Winter of Our Discontent Lyrics

It's time we all confess that the season is a mess
No one likes the cold, and everyone's on edge
It only gets more dire, the more they blast Mariah
Heralding in the day, when Mary became a liar

Christmas does bring the worst out of us
Holiday cheers isn't magic fairy dust
Not to be a Scrooge, but what's with all the fuss

Now's the winter of our discontent, fa la la la la la
Burn the stockings and hang the wise men, fa la la la la la
Drink all the eggnog in the basement, fa la la la la la
We're faithfully broken and despondent, fa la la la la la

The family's on the way, including Uncle Dave
Who's convinced Santa's sleigh, interrupts our brainwaves
Of course we all have to lie, about the green jello surprise
Your mom's an angel, but her cooking, will be our demise

Cheers to the season of getting wrecked again
Can those emotions and seal 'em with a grin
As carols are screeched out on that old violin

Now's the winter of our discontent, fa la la la la la
Burn the stockings and hang the wise men, fa la la la la la
Drink all the eggnog in the basement, fa la la la la la
Faithfully broken in the spine, then fa la la la la la

So now's the winter of our discontent, fa la la la la la
Burn the stockings and hang the wise men, fa la la la la la
Drink the f*cking eggnog in the basement, fa la la la la la
Get so wasted that we're all friends again, fa la la la la la

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