Sam Weldon - Rocky's Shorts Lyrics

I watched the TV in the 1980's
I watched the TV in the 1990's

The window was the countryside
The TV was the city
The window to the right of me
The TV right in front of me

It sped past new technology
It sped fast, too fast
I cant see

Outside the dark night
The tempest was so cold
The trees silhouetted
Waving so bold
The TV it was warm
The TV it was hazy
And everybody shines
From the Californian sun

Rocky was American
His shorts were American
Arnie was American
Though some say an Austrian

I watched the TV
I watched the TV

It sped fast new technology
It sped fast, too fast I can't see

The window was the countryside
The TV was the city
The window to the right of me
The TV right in front of me

I see yellow cabs
And man holes
Cooking up the hotdogs
Blue sirens rushing
Tenement, tall buildings

Arnie was American
Sly was American
His shorts were American

It sped past new technology
It sped past, too fast, I can't see
I'm Razzmatazzled
I'm really dazzled
I must be short sighted
Cause I can't see

I watched the TV