If I'm going bald I'll probably shave my head
Though it doesn't seem fair, cuz I already had bad acne
But rather than cling to something that's slowly headed for the grave
I'll shave my head instead
I tried to feel reassured, I talked to my dad's head of hair
I left slightly unmoored, he did not say it could not be there
But rather than blame genetics for taking something I can't save
I'll shave my head instead
When we were in bed, you told me it's just my haircut
I believed you back then, but now I worry you made it all up
But rather than agonize wondering if you lied to save my pride
I'll shave my head instead
So if I'm losing my hair I'll probably cut it off
But if we're breaking up, baby I can make time to talk
Cuz rather than just accept that when things thin and fade
They don't look their best let's talk till there's nothing left