Sam Paul - Couples Therapy Lyrics

I know if I had to choose, I would choose to spend my life with you, but I don't have to choose
Makes you think about restraint, how too much space can be a cage
And sometimes when you're feeling stuck you know just what to do
Like call you up on the phone and see if you wanna go to couples therapy
Cuz whether you do or you don't, you're talking to me

I know if I had a choice, I would choose a different voice than this one
But I don't have a choice
And then who knows what I would sing, if all the notes rang perfectly
I'd probably just make noise and let it go
Would I hit you up after gigs when I was terrified that they just went like shit?
Or whether they do, or they don't, would I just gloat?

If I had a real fast car, I would drive it really far, but I've just got this clunky SUV
And if I had a boat of cash, I would fix my face and back by buying acne medicine
And getting some back therapy
I'd move to LA and network with all of my beautiful friends
And they'd be so proud to see just how well I fit in

I know if I had to choose I would choose to spend my life with you, but I don't have to choose
And so I'm choosing missing you and hoping your new guy is cool and hoping I can be alright with that
I won't hit you up on the phone and see if you wanna go to couples therapy
Cuz whether you do or you don't I should just let it be