Oh Trongoat, I hear you're leaving today
To where, I know you won't say
But wherever and come what may
I'll be keeping your demons at bay
If there's cleaning to do, it's done
If there's rubbish to take out, it's gone
If there's friends to visit, I'm there
Because oh Trongoat, I'll always care
Oh Trongoat, I'm keeping your children home from school
So they can learn life by your rules
I know you wouldn't have it any other way
So I'm keeping those demons at bay
If those children get out of hand
I'll punish them, steal from them, do what I can
I'll teach them how to talk, how to move
In the image of Trongoat, of you
You know I never wanted you to leave
But if it's what you truly believe
Then Trongoat, I could never stand in your way
And I'll wait here for you, day by day