There ain't no western, there ain't no love
For the actor's son, man of the cloth
Sweet sixteen or father of three
Well the joke's on me
The joke's on me
I've met your sister and your mother
I've kissed your calcium teeth
I've seen your other lovers
There's none as pretty as me
You can pretend that you don't care
When I don't come clean
Because I swear I wasn't there
But we both know me
A little better than that