Tonight let's not go home or go see our friends
Let's get pregnant
Tonight let's shut the windows, ignore the storm
Let's get pregnant
Tonight let's pretend everything that was wrong is right
Let's get pregnant
Tonight we can admit that we know what we're here for
Let's get pregnant
Tonight all the actresses look so pretty to me
Let's get pregnant
Tonight I'm a connoisseur of the desperately mainstream
Let's get pregnant
Tonight my eyes won't shut, my eyes won't shut
Let's get pregnant
Tonight my attention is all I have left to give
Let's get pregnant
You said, 'I regret everything that ever went wrong
Well, no shit
I said, 'You look beautiful when you come across
All kinds of crestfallen'
They said, 'Won't you shut up and get a room?'
I said, 'We'll do that soon'
And in times of desperation when I find myself
Thinking about buying that awful Thom Yorke record
Let's get pregnant
When I turn the page at the first sign of a smile
And steal footballs from small children and chuck them in the canal
Let's get pregnant
When I consider that it's normal to rip the chocolate off a Snickers
And throw the rest away
Let's get pregnant
When there is nothing left do, but accept that I need you
Let's get pregnant