Sam Day - The Grand Planale Lyrics

You know the problem with having
A bunch of goon vampires working for you
No sir what
They can't appreciate the intricate complexities
The levels of deceit
The sheer beauty and elegance of the planning

The convergence of threads across the players in the game
They think they're free
But they're my marionettes

All just part of my orchestra of destruction
You think these ideas just spring out of no where
No sir they probably come out of your brain
What's two plus two
Four sir
Okay so you got that one right.
Thanks sir
I actually wanted to talk to you about a raise
Hey you over there
Take this guy and get him a raise
Yes sir
Aaaaaaghhhhh
Anything else sir
Congratulations you're promoted to head goon

Does it come with a raise? Hehe
Don't get smart with me
I make the jokes around here
Yes sir
Where was I
Oh right laying out my master plan
My perfectly architected articulated worldenveloping plan
Now clap
Clapping sir
You see Blade has one weakness
He assumes all his problems would go away
If he just had his mother
But little does he know

That she's dead
What
How would he not know that
That's the whole point
He knows she's dead so he's a whiny halfblood
Wannabe world changer about it.

But sir aren't you a halfblood too
This is insane
Absolutely insane
What keeps giving these guys the idea that I want input

This is supposed to be a grand monologue maybe a diatribe
But it's me not a random unnamed character
Tell me Mr. Important
Did you go to school before you turned into a vampire
Yeah but I didn't do too good
Well you're demoted again
Back down to regular vampire goon

Send in Bobby.
Awww!
Reporting for duty sir
Send this guy back to school and take your time with it
When you come back
And this is the most important direction of all
Don't bloodsucking interrupt me
Yes sir!
Aaaaaaghhhhh!
I asked myself Frosty what happens when a vampire bites someoneA
And then gets evaporated before having a chance to feast
Well
I don't know self but I bet these goon vampires know
Maybe they
Don't even think about it
Well indeed self that person will eventually turn into a vampire
Which means Blade's mother is an unliving unbreathing one of us
Now of course that means she can't love him or anything
But that works in our favor.

And after a bit of digging on Instavamp
One of my interns...ahem...one of my interns
Hello? That's your cue
Uh...I found her
Sorry I wasn't sure if I was supposed to talk
But we rehearsed the whole thing
How am I supposed to monologue
About the perfectly crafted plan
When as a team we can't even pull this off
Now tell me you also have the ancient manuscript
Yes and
And you've decrypted it
Yes and
Stick to the script
Do we know how to construct the bloodletting pipeline
To summon La Magra
Once it's complete I'll be undefeatable
My reign inevitable
Already constructed

And sir the manuscript says
We must have the halfblood Blade's blood for it to work
Well what a coincidinc
I can't wait to see the look
On Blade's face once I find his mother
And sir
What?! I am reveling here
But sir not only did I find Blade's mother on social
I worked with Bobby to bring her here
That's some initiative baby
I knew I liked you Erica
Aaron. Actually
If you ask me for a raise right now
I'm going to shutdown this whole operation
I was just going to say and the best part is that she
Is that she's going to lure Blade here
But doesn't even care what happens to him
It'll break his halfblood heart
Now we just have to tell him about it
I'll send that Whistler guy a Facetooth message
Hey! I give the instructions around here
Send that Whistler guy a Facetooth message
On it captain
Ahahahaha! A dish perfectly crafted by a master chef
And the only ingredient left to my recipe for world domination is Blade