Sam Day - Confronting Deacon (scene) Lyrics

Deacon! Before you say anything, I need you to listen
Only my mama calls me that! It's Frost to you "Eric"
Common misconception, actually
It's Aaron
Oh, interesting
The fan boys are going to go crazy with this one
But just look at us
We're more similar than different
Ninety-nine percent ape
Only point five percent vampire
Point five percent distinctly human
I'm not sure that math works out
Shouldn't bats be involved somehow
Don't interrupt me, Frost
Maybe we are the same
I hate getting interrupted, too
Oh man, it's the worst
So hear me out, if we can avert an all out war
There will be more for you -- for us -- to control
What about the council
They're definitely out
Like thirty day old milk
Exactly like that
Rotten, spoiled milk is out
Fresh, organic, milk is in

All we need to decide is who will be on our council
What about Whistler
Did you have to mention him
That's cold, Frost
Sorry, sorry
I have a few goons
This guy Bobby for instance
That will do whatever we say
Perfect
See, we don't even need the La Magra blood god
Did you have to mention him
That's cold, Blade
Sorry, sorry
So are you in
In like a crumpled up piece of paper in a trashbin
Like a, like a, like a new girl
From out of town in the popular group
At the end of the movie
Maybe we'll workshop that one a little
Before using it in a speech
You'll work with me on my metaphors
This is a real moment, Blade
You and I...or is it you and me