Salmonella Sailor - Beach Closed Lyrics

The beach is closed, closed, closed
Watch out!
The beach is closed, closed, closed

I wake up every morning and take a look at the beach
The sun is shining but the place is empty
Pandemic going 'round so they shut it down
I need to go surfing right now, now, now

The beach is closed, closed, closed
Watch out!
The beach is closed, closed, closed
Far out!
The beach is closed, closed, closed
No surfing for me

I wake up in the morning and I walk to the shore
I decided to ignore the stay at home order
I'll spend all day getting sick in the sun
I'll cough and cough and have fun, fun, fun

The beach is closed, closed, closed
Watch out!
The beach is closed, closed, closed

I wake up in the hospital and look outside
The virus still spreads, so Facebook lied
All I want is to surf on the sand
But for now I'm trapped in quarantine land

The beach is closed, closed, closed
Watch out!
The beach is closed, closed, closed
Far out!
The beach is closed, closed, closed
No surfing for me