Here's a little story that needs to be told,
About a devil doing business in the fiery hole,
Here's a little story that's oh so true,
About the fame and the money and the lawyers too.
There's just one thing I'll say to you
If you're f*cking me, I'm gonna f*ck with you,
Since all my money you're chasing,
I'll find a steady replacement
F*cking me must've been entertainment
Nobody move nobody gets burnt
Nobody move nobody gets burnt
Nobody move nobody gets burnt
Nobody move nobody gets burnt
Here's to all the f*cking lies you told,
About a rabbit in a hat that's running for the hole,
Here's to all the f*cking money you made,
So take your nickel back and default the rest of your take.
There's just one thing I'll say to you
If you're f*cking me, I'm gonna f*ck you too,
Since all my money you're chasing,
I'll find a steady replacement
F*cking me must've been entertainment
Nobody move, nobody gets burnt
Nobody move, nobody gets burnt
Nobody move, nobody gets burnt
Nobody move, nobody gets burnt