This is the Government
Of the United States
Bringing you a world wide emergency alert
Various reports have been coming in
Of the dead being brought back to life
We dont know what may ne causing this phenomenon
But we encurage you to stay in doors
If you see one of the loving dead
Do not... i repeat do not confront it
Your Government is sending
Trained prefessionals
To steralize the area and to assure the safety of the general public
Your government thanks you for your co-operation