I thought it'd be different
I thought it'd be cool
I thought it'd be better than
All my time in high school
I thought there'd be people there
Who would understand
Who would play the same music
And would like the same bands
I thought it'd be gloomy
I thought it'd be sad
I thought I'd meet people there
Who also hated their dad
I thought it'd be a day
Where no one would be mean
No one would make fun of me
For ripped skinny jeans
I thought it'd be fine
We'd end up okay
I thought that we finally
Got our own day
But it wasn't like that, no not at all
It was all about stores, and all about malls
All people cared about were shopping sprees
Buying their laptops and their frickin TVs
Building appearance with whatever's on clearance
Running from feels by chasing the deals
No it was never my day at all
Black Friday, you were supposed to be my day
Black Friday, you were supposed to be mine
Black Friday, you were supposed to be my day
Black Friday, you were supposed to be mine
You were supposed to be mine
(Mine, mine)
A lady hurt me just to get a Furby
A man broke my elbow for a Tickle Me Elmo
And I lay there in pain but everybody just watched me
As they climbed over my body for the last Tamagotchi
Throw a clerk through the door, get an N64
A punch to the cooter gets you a new Razor scooter
Priorities shift when it's all for a gift
When will the madness finally lift
Black Friday, you were supposed to be my day
Black Friday, you were supposed to be mine
Black Friday, you were supposed to be my day
Black Friday, you were supposed to be mine
For you there's no salvation, always fall into hedonic adaptation
For you there is no savior for your disgusting consumer behavior
You were supposed to be mine