The Sad Mall - I Wanna Be Your Dictator Lyrics

I wanna be your dictator
Take and take from you never give back later
I wanna be your dictator
Amplify my hate and join me the hater
There's nothing for you but empty pockets
But you're dumb enough to not see through the nonsense
I have no plans no substance to articulate
The more I talk nonsense the more you think I'm great

I am unholy so buy my bibles
I need all the money for my lifestyle
The uneducated parade for me in mass
They don't even care that I see them as trash
Simple-minded fools you can't send me to jail
I'll throw another coup in honor of myself
Cokey vibe son and a serial killer-looking one
Entitled dumb but when they preach you lick it up

I wanna be your dictator
I wanna be your dictator
Risen to be an unstoppable traitor
Flea market knockoff of a past that was greater

I wanna be your dictator
Don't rewatch all of my incoherence later
I want to be your dictator
Humble brag about myself, no one is greater
I surround myself with such a classless cast
If they don't idolize me enough they won't last
I babble on like the idiot we know I am
But it doesn't stop me from running my scam

All the rejects and plastic clown wannabes
They'll sell their souls just to be seen with me
And when the news says I'm a fraud and cheat
With all their proof I'll say they're out for me
I'll spread my message of lies and hate
The corrupt rich will help to seal your fate
Social media lies disguised as free speech
Electric car weirdo guy is nothing but a creep

I wanna be your dictator
I wanna be your dictator
Risen to be an unstoppable traitor
Flea market knockoff of a past that was greater

I suck dictatorship air out of the room
Everyone knows I'm Mother Russia's little stooge
For everyone knows I have no clue
And our country's enemies know just what to do
And if you're woman you should trust me too
You now have less rights thanks to me it's so true
I rigged the courts to take that away from you
I hope my red hat cult will cancel your vote for blue

I'm such a weirdo, I found a weirder one
He is so awkward, creepy, never answers anyone
The harder he tries the more he's so out of touch
Can't even order donuts without tooling it up
Guyliner whiner pretty it up for the couch and such
They're eating the dogs and cats, no, he just made up
Kind of like his names didn't like the first couple much
Cross-dressing golden tinsel hair dumb luck

I wanna be your dictator
I wanna be your dictator
Risen to be an unstoppable traitor
Flea market knockoff of a past that was greater